Teachers...I liked this

"School Teacher Job Interview"

After being interviewed by the school administration, the teaching 
prospect said, "Let me see if I've got this right!

You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their
disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their
dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a
love for learning. 

You want me to check their backpacks f or weapons, wage war on drugs
and sexually transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of self
esteem and personal pride! You want me to teach them patriotism and
good citizenship, sportsmanship and fair play, and how to register to
vote, balance a checkbook, and 
apply for a job. You want me to check their heads for lice,
recognize signs of antisocial behavior, and make sure that they all
pass the state exams. 

You also want me to provide them with an equal education regardless
of t heir handicaps, and commnicate regularly with their parents in
English and Spanish by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report
card. You want me to do all this with a piece of chalk, a
blackboard, a bulletin board, a few books, a big smile, and a
starting salary that qualifies me for food stamps! 

You want me to do all this and then you tell me........
I CAN'T PRAY???????